Meet my friend Kyle Thomas

OH yes...How I love him so. We first met at Klub Z. I messaged him on the gay boy website of the time called Mogenic. He had black hair and was two years younger than me. I think he lies about his age because all of the sudden he is twenty five too. Anyways I had a huge crush on him since I met him in person even a little from the pictures. He was reluctant to hang out with me outside of the club and one fateful night I emailed him after I did a hard drug and it was about 3 run ons in paragraphs! All I did was acted like I was married to him in the email how happy he made me and stuff I hardly new him. I didn't see him for about two years almost after that, I'd see him at the club like one night when I had my zebra shirt before I ruined it trying to make it into skirt. When I saw him again he acted like he didn't remember my name but maybe he did not remember. He's so beautiful I'm always in a new aw everytime I see him. Anyways first time we kissed was when I was babysitting him in the parking lot and he was drunk. We drove around in two different cars with friends that night..I was bad and took him away from the club because I never get to hang out with him even though he was blacked out drunk and he puked a lot in a North East Portland park but that was a very fun night. I left him in his car after he moved it because he kept trying to run away and put his keys in peoples cars he didn't know. So I put him in his car and made sure he was breathing and left. Didn't see him again for a few months. However later his friendship with David would have him pop up a lot when I met Monique. She lived with her uncle at the time on the side of the west hill with a beautiful view. It is the best place to watch youtube with people and party. Never been more spoiled in my life when we got to pass out drunk and smoke in the morning. Anyways last halloween in 2010 was the best because Kyle decided to spend it with me and my "straight friends". Some people have a problem when a gay guy calls his friends straight but I have to sort my life to get to the quick conversation if they are interested in going to the gay bar. But yes Kyle is a dream come true he cuddles with me now when we hang out afterwards and he smells good naturally. In your face if you think I'm ugly!

Wish it said the serpent bites

maybe I will make a similiar themed song! People say I can't sing but it feels great!

Triple H looks way older in this OLD photo!

Kind of scares me... Kind of going to continue blogging to get it in the date links. Laugh out loud! I use to watch wrestling constantly up until about the time Chyna and then The Rock quit. I would still go so if you want to take me let me know! I've seen it live about four times! So I've heard this guy can eat hamburgers and stuff and work out..sure did fill out nicely. And yes I wish he was gay.

I love the racist humor with pets!

LOL I would if I coulld!


I hope he knows how to shake in the future too! Funny puppy!

I finally got the humor

Chi Chi Larue famous erotic entrepreneur (as pictured) is mocking Rupaul's success, facial features, and merchandise. You kind of have to of followed Rupaul for a few years off and on to get the humor but I can.

For you girls that want to look like me =P

I've done some thinking

"If I've never" I've never really thought about the meaning until today. It is the situation where you haven't wanted to or thought about before. If I've never wanted a cheeseburger..that looks reall good. But too me you see I have only seen cheeseburgers with dog shit in them. With mushrooms..or was that mushrooms? Haha Fabulous being a drag diva


also this guy didn't like me..I love his reaction

Oh no...Time to get a job and get logo!

They started putting up the first ten minutes of the episode! Then it is the untucked where they show backstage conversations of the cast members. After that 10 seconds of the elimination ceremony! Ay yi yi! Anyways I got my hair done finally, my wig inspired by Alejandro and Paparazzi. It was kind of thin. I will post pictures in this blog post later on.

Homophobia, where is it today? I am bringing it up

I really am inspired by Bill O'reiley to start a discussion. Living here in Portland Oregon we have a lot of gay nightlife. However when it is all said and done you either get along with the regulars or you find a partner or a grapevine of friends and stay out of the close minded smelled group regular "drama" that can come with going out. The tone I get in this town is that we are so liberal it isn't important to stir up some shit and keep the discussion going. When we get comfortable we are hoarding where we got the strength from people younger than us or in a small town. ETC!

Onto Bill O'Reiley homophobia is so bizarre to me because even if I stayed in my room and didn't do anything so people do not feel like I am rubbing off on their friends or loved ones I am still going to be a homofag..douche fag drag queen that might laugh at another dildo joke. I guess it is hard for me to relate to him as it is for me to relate to him. I don't really understand why we all cannot just look away and encourage tolerance. Since I cannot change who I am then why can you say your opinions about something I cannot adhere by? We need someone like you who can get power like Bill O'Reiley and stick by that moral code. If you have something to say about someone that is regulating their freedom especially with love and sexuality that isn't hurting anyone or a animal, then why can't we have this topic end completely. I've even confused myself a little bit there but what I hope is happening is by Bill O'Reiley having the opposing side for some reason on the show. I hope he is just trying to make good television and keeping people at ease while if he came across too people holding hands he wouldn't give them a smug look! Because in the end this is effecting my day that people that I could become friends with easier because we have the same emotional values are being discouraged to trust there happiness will not be torn down. Or used as a mockery for good television.

Also if I can speak to you and you can hear me then what does religion have to do with my life. There wasn't media when the bible wasn't being passed down and obviously a gay person didn't write it. So maybe you do not need religion but you can read it and think through some of the wording like myself and remain a proud catholic. I love reading the bible on the occasion especially when I can be emotionally free aka drunk because I understand that it is soothing to understand. I cannot stand gay people in my city most the time because they just look at it critically and pessimistically based on typical humor. They are not even me so why do they even bother judging how I would view the bible.

Next up is racism and homophobia I have heard and once said before faggots are the new niggers. However we are known to have such an awful history such as slavery. I really wish I could went back and reasoned with the white settlers because Africa is one of the biggest countries and needed the chance to have there own black founding fathers. It is just fascinating that white people today that went to school by law that cannot connect the dots when they brag they are part indians that your great great grandfather probably raped one that is why so keep your mouth shut about interacial dating. I'm surprised there is a movie with the theories of how Africa and North America would be if the white settlers never came through.
Atleast we finally got Obama as are first Nc43? mac foundation? I'm pretty if you found this blog you know what that means..make up..complextion? It has nothing to do with race..ya I could notice you and give you a label but some people come from a rich diverse background. I care more about peoples attitudes than race when judging people.

In closing I hope we never have a republican president again that brings up same sex marriage because it's the most awful sadness they spread. Also I hope we never stop having arguments about gay people and racism because people from the 1950's are still alive and need to feel more change.

The Hollywood Dirty is attacking the D list!

So if you haven't heard of The Dirty.com it is a website where the public can submit a story with some gossip about someone whether it is true or false and misleading. I've been on it three times now. I'm jealous of the people that just get to ride along, you know being in a photo you can tag me. Anyhow do you recognize this guy in the picture? I thought that show would be on TV forever but obviously he was hiding his body from the public while he show was in syndication and reruns. Anyways I just google searched, so if there was a time stamp on typing sentences then I was gone for five minutes because this guy is not easily found on google. His name is Frank Muniz's. The humor I find from posting this...post is the city tabs on the dirty websites have people that random grapevines of people know and there is a Hollywood dirty attacking E list. I find this hysterical. I would hate to be a child star and smoke pot..Maybe it is just me but so much imagery and looking in the mirror and being reminded. WOOF! But he isn't that bad looking I am sure, but to me it that made it a good lube for channel flipping. Anyways at least he has a hot girlfriend I Jackie Daniels is talking shit!

I love his voice! Paije Richardson

He got his own instrumental...that is nice!

Never vote for a republican..no matter how comfortable you are..worse than columb...bine!

I love karaoke!

bAby Monkay!

WEEEE! This is fun...Love the middle escpecially

ending is a little nuts though eh? Enjoy!

I am getting addicted to Tomb Raider again

I'm going to try to beat Tomb Raider 2 on PC. It's hard not to switch to the 3rd or 4th one with the jungle and violent baboon but I will make do for now. =D

Rupaul is so shy...

Compared to Howard Stern who askes to see women's tits (pronounced teet.) He sits there looking to friendly in a episode of the Drag Race Season 3 with a nice butt remark and just keeps making jokes. Grab his junk Rupaul. Enjoy the photos!


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Also isn't that purple dress picture amazing! One of my favorites. As well as that brown lip liner picture circulating with the straight blonde hair.

Ran out of foundation..So I used clown white and bronzer! Then white eyeshadow to even it out. Check it out!

LOL the bravery

Jackie Beat released her celebrity crushes growing up so here are mine...

She loved the original dad from the Brady Bunch and the Original Jim West. I wouldn't mind licking the new one's balls and ass!

Anyways Here are three...may add more later if you ask in comments. First up is The Rock. First came across him in middle school. So while everyone was calling me gay and telling I look like a girl these thighs and ass were giving me a lot of motivation to not change sexuality. No harm done Rocky!



Here is my second choice. Stone Cold Steve Austin. He is one of those guys a heterosexual man would typically not expect someone like me to notice but I love men that look with a bald head and are completely smooth! I've told people in my teens I would marry him if I could. So hot. I can't handle him when he would have shots of him walking to the titan tron entrance. I want to lick him. No harm done once again!

Now for my third choice was very hard growing up. The Red Ranger! I don't think I have to explain much. I remember when I got his 9 inch action figure it said on the box he liked sushi..I bet he liked marijuana too! So I am glad I didn't like either as a kid. I am not sure what I wanted then! Hehehe because the episodes were new in the 1990's! I even saw the movie as a kid, when it was good. Also I found some drama! there is a porn star that got a lot of us excited having similar features in the face as him..Take a look.

ABC to launch a new failure of a pilot!

Charlie's Angels is returning to television with a new cast and cameras of the new millenium! Only problem is they already released is a blockbuster movie that did well and now they are putting that show on TV. Luckily it isn't on cable because that would be an half hour or hour waste of your hard earned money. The fact that ABC thinks they can put a show on television that was on in the 1970s and get whole new legion of fans is ridiculous. Maybe in ten more years. Oh wait people did not like Charlie's Angels back then either. Here is another problem they casting some young actor named Ramon Rodriguez! Bill Murry is a funny guy so he did just fine in my powerful opinion! He was in the earlier 200's blockbuster version. Just to keep you up to date in what state of mind I am in talking about this. Bosley I always viewed as an older man. SO what ABC is telling me by casting this young man, unless we are all mistaken and he hasn't taken a recent picture and he is thirty years older. Then this show is going be number one every season while we watch Ramon Rodriguez age until he has to have the chair facing the window? This is horse shit! I will not be watching this. All I see is them trying to target peoples kids that will tell there kids this isn't what it is cracked up to be. It's almost as worse adding Hayden Christensen in the ending of Return Of The Jedi. To change the subject, it created a new brand of star wars fan suposedly. When really we all still remember the 90's when it was released in the thirty and that fucker died ugly not a blonde bombshell. Fucker being Vader. I wouldn't want some spiritual cocktease running around in a Ewok villiage I cannot touch! To wrap things up. From the looks of that casting on Bosley. The show will have all new feel with product placement and sex appeal. They are afraid of casting real talent and this whole new edge is really taking away from the classic Charlies Angels. As if that Destiny's Child song was ridiculous enough! This will be better than Blind Justice I will tell you that much! If you missed that it was a dramatic show with a blind cop. Only watch the previews. Fucking hilarious to laugh about stoned. Btw I love Desperate Housewives to even things out!

Henry J! Like the vehicle, so his middle name is John..and he is a dog..bahaha!

Something happened at CC Slaughters this morning

I'd thought never would happen. From the Foxy Lady album of Rupaul, the Dj Robb played track 8! You'll have to hear the cd on Amazon.com Foxy Lady Album- Rupaul Track 8- "Dolores." Or Rupaul.com's website

Lyric changed my life

Who cares about who the Dj is if they are monopolizing your area beyond money!

"You know the world doesn't have to end, as long as the DJ records spin"

Reminds me of the old days when the underage club was called The Escape Nightclub in Portland.

I am also adding Mommie Dearest to my arena of favorite movies. So about every 9 months when I get in the mood for a New Hope I will watch Mommie Dearest over them. Love the 60s!

We are lucky here in Portland

There is a big storm supposedly a little above the South, ...of our country! I would die to have to have an umbrella dome around me just to get some cheap dollar well drinks at CC Slaughters! (My Favorite gay bar, then there is the Boiler Room, and the Candle Light Resturaunt (503) 253-9738). These two last bars mentioned have karaoke. Superstar Diva show on Sundays at CC Slaughters.) And all three have facebooks! Anyways the worst storm here was the ice storm in 2004. That really sucked but high heels work good in ice. Here is a picture and a song to go with it. I love Disco.