Blow Pony end of March '11

First off Kyle didn't call ..lazy bitch...It did rain however I had fun getting ready downstairs blasting the computer to such music selections as Blood On The Dance Floor (The Band). I got my make up done rather quickly...Chose a little bit of carbon on each end of my eye to save some time, mostly green and blue..some shroom by mac. I couldn't find a ride so I went to the neighbor and borrowed 2 dollars for the bus and printed out song lyrics, Susan Boyle's cover of Madonna's You'll See...Prisoner by Jeffree Star...Linda Ronstadt Dreams to Dream.. I ended up singing them drinking on 6th and Yamhill waiting for the 12.

Met two nice girls on the bus and they let me have a swig and we walked to Blow Pony..Where there was a line around the block..I smoked a litte far away from the door and started singing and people told me to be quiet so I kept singing Stevie Knicks Stand Back and cutted up to the middle section of the front of the line..>Fucking Fantastic! I don't know anyone on the guest list yet so maybe if you ever see this you can help...But it will be Summer soon here in Oregon!

The music was fun I was happy when they played Born This Way that was pretty ridonkulous for Lady Gaga's success. My friend Brad or Karma Kunt and Henry and Kenny were there..That was great.

I left a little early and went a few blocks away to a straight bar that made me curious and met a cute 22 year old band player with long blonde hair haha! He had a girl though I was done for whatever..Then I walked across the Burnside Bridge to The Roxy and had two eggs and found cigarettes and walked home...There was a rave going on but my feet fucking hurted....Can't wait for my Alibi Party this coming wednesday!

Thoughts..

Don't be mad if you forget something you said that makes you feel amazing. It will come back to you if it is yours...This isn't your first time to the rodeo



So happy for them they compliment Jeffree Star so well

Finally got around to looking at Cher's wikipedia

Love how beautiful she is! Cannot believe how much life she gets to see so far compared to me! Love her music! May sound typical but I love her!

Sneak peak at my project!

Going to make a video..will be up soon!

MOmmie Queerest last showing winter Portland OR 2011

*Love how Joan takes the Justout's at the roxy to make it look like they have

all been taken just so they can say they are gone if people ask. It's the

sword that cuts both ways.
*most actors from out of town!
*Loved how he over emphasized my favorite jokes always with a echo
*Good imagination with the lack of sets
*impressed my props
*loved the ego of christina at portland's silverado with Poison Waters
That is where I got the rest of the autographs..! So Maybe I do not feel as dumb if you got back to my first post ever!

A thought for the evening

As a public service announcement. Being a hater for someone that you don't like and really know (and joining in) is a good way to get yourself insulted. They will notice what insults you pick up on and just casually keep it to themselves and realize what character flaw you are familiar with. ..Sometimes a man loses respect! Man meaning man or woman or child! Child as in grown man or woman or neither! It's the sword..that cuts both ways.

Zombie joke I created I believe

What do you call a male zombie eating out a girl, a coincidence.

Heheh Pix

I'm surprised Lady Gaga hasn't figured out the hand bra!

LOL Love this guys humor!

Didn't even have to press play on another video to get such hilarious scores

Those fucking dresses!

Unfortunately I am a fan of Mommie Dearest too..We're doomed

Research space and do coke anyone? We are not talking about Moon Dust!

So Rich Phillips wrote a article on CNN.com the other day that NASA found a little bit of coke in the Kennedy Space Center testing lab. Good choice of drug for someone that went to college because it leaves the body quick enough. In 2010 when a similar incident arose all 200 employees tested, mostly male came back clean. Couldn't you do this at home sir? I've never been in a NASA testing center but I wouldn't put it past this guy to try and cut his crack with something from outer space! That could get way to potent of a drug a really fuck up this nation starting from such a strict grapevine. People that study space and technology are overlooked and can not get us much heat as say a Burgerking on Martin Luther King BLVD frying their crack rocks in the fries baker...Also known as a fryer since I got you less educated peoples attention. Thank you! Enjoy!

Flavor Flav Fat Tuesday party. First time to Barracuda! For me at least..

So my camera couldn't focus but the good news is (March 8th) around 12:30 I got to shake his hand when he left the stage and he took the time to connect and show his appreciation I made it and repeated I love you! So sweet..didn't know what to expect. But over all Barracuda is a bar I will go to again..It is beautiful! I should of got vip so I could of went upstairs to greet more but oh well! Loved the random music..they play rap and some techno/pop! It is great! The skittles vodka made my night and a beautiful couple that bought me a drink. Also a strange Australian man he touched my crotch..Love diversity! YEp! First Fat Tuesday ever and I got some beads from some nice girls on my way out..and a big one because she couldn't get it loose..score! LAter!

PS- My favorite part was when he was on stage with the go go dancers and rapping we got to sing the chorus back to his group Public Enemy - 911 is a joke...
SO FUN! I actually can't believe I met him watching this video!

LOL I use to watch these with my mom slightly..the old episodes..early 00's

Here you go:


so amusing! Enjoy!

Stealing from Lady Bunny's blog again!

The dramatic hit of the truck takes me back. =D

Oh the shit that exists in the world!

I love how I could map quest somewhere to see this! Straight guys are funny!

I found where Lady Gaga got some inspiration (Paparazzi video)

From the film Metropolis by Fritz Lang.



Look it up here to hear or here about the movie. click for wikipedia article I thought she was creative....=P

I want to go Africa with this white guy hand in hand

hahaha ahhh music

Random thought

!*WARNING- This Is Large Quality Photography*!

What if you raised a kid or some how met someone that never knew what a Lobster was and convinced them there was a giant insect in their house for a surprise? HAHAH! I would love to be that scared...it would be the biggest thing I can think of that would work.

Thanks for making my day..Can't wait till I shroom again

Never go home again

Love this song! Rupaul is very sweet to make such a tale of a song for anyone gay!
I like the Dear Frankie part. It was probably to say it is a tranny that isn't accepted to wear make up as their born gender. I myself made it for me (Even though I come from a loving home) to be about a drag queen that can't do drag but can follow what Rupaul has done and hopefully never get back in the situation they are in now.

(Note to self write a song about someone that made a place with endless support to do drag and be gay and be comfortable and kicks you out and constantly spies on you and tries to act like he was the one that could only give you that world when you live in the same world and strangers cannot have a lasting affect.)

Got this idea today

Saw this video on Lady Bunny's blog. Btw I love how she has that Wigstock hosting wig in the website layout and has it featured in the intervening clips explaining the film Burlesque. Anywho Check out the parody back two blog posts on here!





I love when I am having this kind of day, like Matilda.

So here is the deal,

when you get to a little over the middle of Ann Margaret's video hit mute on Matilda's and play it in full screen!
ENJOY of course

So I will use my blog for some slight A(U)A

So last night I shimmied a little with people on the dancefloor as CC Slaughters and I bumped into a guys drink I was dancing with. I made sense of the ordeal when i realized his straw was in my hand that he offered me a sip..HAhah So I am this crazy drag queen with big green hair coming after you with a straw...Cuz your drink is paradise and I need it inside me!

I love Lady Bunny

Check out the new project they finally posted parodying Burlesque!



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Heeey! You know what I realized

When I am 40 I am going to be a troll. With bigger hair